Be Naked

inflateablefilth:

misohead:

many-splendored-rat:

starlightfilly replied to your post: coffee-making disaster!

honestly…is that even possible? what did you do?

I’ve used my very favorite creamer, chocolate milk, for about the last week & a half because I got some on sale (a pretty rare occurrence). I ran out last night & I was sad that I would not have any, so I decided today to try to add some mint extract for flavor. But I forgot that mint extract doesn’t have a dropper top, so it ended up getting EVERYWHERE. And I suck with can openers, so when I opened up the evaporated milk for creamer, I didn’t get it all the way open & thus had to squeeze it into the coffee, & it ended up getting everywhere, also. Because I have a really poorly-designed kitchen, I had to climb on top of the (open) washing machine to grab a storage container to refrigerate the remnants of the evaporated milk in, & I lost my balance (probably due to being woozy from the alcoholic smell of mint extract) & ended up grabbing onto the closest thing I saw for support, which happened to be a bag of flour, which then fell into the washing machine.

BUT AT LEAST I HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE NOW.

I’M SORRY BUT I JUST HAVE TO REBLOG THIS. XD

(you have a washing machine in your kitchen?)

People don’t have washing machines in their kitchens?